January 2012
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I wish I could kiss you at midnight.
What I Wish I Learned in Sex Ed →
feministhistorian:
I wish I learned all that in sex ed! Hell, I wish I learned about safe sex.
2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
December 2011
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bowties-fezzes-stetsons:
quinsee:
cummunist:
atlaswasright:
ashleystayfree:
atlaswasright:
remember pottermore
remember google+
remember google wave
remember publr
remember the titans
remember the alamo
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glee
finn: i love youj rachal
rachel: i love oyu too rachel
kurt: i haeve the gay all of you come have the gay wiht me
blaine: gay
mercedes: tots
tina: ching
mike: chong
quinn: babby
santana: i love vagina
brittany: idk what that is
artie: /roll
puck: i love old women
mr schue: I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL OF YOU
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
pezberrry:
the only reason I don’t kill everybody is because there is no wifi in jail
