March 2012
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musicals are stupid they said
who listens to show tunes they said
where did you get that knife they said
batmitzvah:
let us have a moment of silence for all of the babies who are born today who will be subjected to idiots who will tell them they only age every leap year
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
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Do you know what tomorrow is?
notthedrinking:
It’s
and it’s
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you-gideon asked: Hey, you posted ramune. I had Ramune today and I just wanted to let you know that it tasted fucking delicious. Have a good one.
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tmi wednesday
“why wednesday” “because fuck you that’s why wednesday”
under the cut: me being a bitch…and not much else
1. Are looks important in a relationship? Yeah, if looks factor into your being attracted to them. If you aren’t attracted to someone it’s sort of hard to be in a relationship with them. I learned that the hard way. >_>
2. Are...
ragowatas:
i hope rick santorum is never offered dr. pepper and instead has to drink mr. pibb for the rest of his miserable existence
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February 2012
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be alone
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Do you feel alone right now?
Donnie: Oh, I dunno. I mean I'd like to believe I'm not but I just... I've just never seen any proof so I... I just don't debate it anymore, you know? It's like I could spend my whole life debating it over and over again, weighing the pros and cons and in the end I still wouldn't have any proof so I just... I just don't debate it anymore. It's absurd.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: The search for God is absurd?
Donnie: It is if everyone dies alone.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Does that scare you?
Donnie: I don't want to be alone!
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“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...”
– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via feministhistorian)
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Oh, this this this.
(via debaucherie)
Please can we just teach women how to be happy, proud, and secure with their bodies and sexuality?
(via notscaredjustchanging)
I cannot believe my post has gotten...
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trainsgochuchu:
vaultdweller:
A sudden chill runs down my spine and I know somewhere, Rick Santorum is speaking in public
what a tragedy
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my catchphrases
can i watch
fuck yo couch nigga
i’m shi-thead and i can only count to six what the heck come after six
can i watch tho
i’m so fresh you can suck my nuts
it’s like meth 2k12
look at me now
dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
wwiao:
segregaytion:
columbine drinking game: take a shot everytime you see a student
wow how hilarious
“Rape culture is a culture in which people who have survived a violent crime are...”
– (i wish i could put this on a business card and hand it out to people who make rape jokes. the flip side would say FUCK YOU.)
“تعال عش في قلبي ولا تدفع الايجار
Come, live in my heart, and pay no rent.”
– Arabic proverb (via dealll)
jpegartifacts:
I wish I had as much political power as a fetus.
What if each of the Disney parks were Hunger Games...
ashappyasdisney:
Discuss.
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farisbueller:
remember when i asked dominos to put julian casablancas on the pizza box
and they did
